Saturday, April 25, 2020

Star Wars, Duel of the Fates: Chapter One- The Raid


               Breathe. Just breathe.
               As it had so often the past few months, the thought cutting through Rey's mind came in the voice of Luke Skywalker. It somehow broke through the tension and nerves bound up in her emotions and strained muscles, reminding her of the core of her Jedi training, of her need to balance herself before taking on the world around her. She needed that reminding more and more every day, as the First Order's grip on the galaxy grew tighter and tighter and her hopes ever dimmer.
               She also particularly needed it for herself, right now, cramped as she was in a storage room with Rose and the several packs of explosives they had stacked alongside them. Their uniforms were stretches thin by all the compact weapons and equipment stashed into every pocket and lining. The double-pronged ends of her newly-forged lightsaber dug an especially painful groove in her back, where it sat tucked into a special lining in the back of her suit. By her count they had about two minutes to go before the latest guard check would leave the repair deck, leaving the whole place empty for what should, in theory, be enough time for their mission.
               Their mission had been long in setting up and even longer in planning; Rey, Rose, Finn, and Poe, along with R2-D2 and BB8, had arrived at their destination a week earlier, the massive ring of shipyards surrounding the planet Kuat, known as the Kuat Drive Yards. For generations upon generations, these legendary facilities had produced the biggest and best ships of the line for the Galactic Republic, then the Empire, then the New Republic, and now the First Order. Its production capacity made holding it nearly as essential to any galactic government as holding Coruscant itself. Sadly, the Rebellion was still in no position to contest control of even the smallest Outer Rim world, much less a Core Planet like Kuat.
               They were, however, hoping to cause enough damage to significantly hinder whatever the First Order's commanders were planning next. While the shipyards ran all the way around the entire planet, the most important and centralmost segment of the Ring was the Prime Yard; sporting the largest landing platform in the entire facility, providing gravity and air held in by a special force field, the Prime Yard featured a series of movable, retractable "arms" reaching out into space. These "arms" were effectively long hallways with rail lines for transport that allowed the fast movement of workers and materials across the entire length of some of the grandest behemoths of space travel, like the feared Imperial Star Destroyer. These arms could be sifted around, lengthened, and shortened as needed from a grand control center sitting over the landing platform.
The longest and largest of the arms was currently devoted to the production of a new Dreadnought, one even larger than most. With this ship situated to the right site of the command center, nearly all of the other large production arms had been shifted over to the left side, where they currently sat idle. All available personnel were to devote themselves to the completion of the Dreadnought to the exclusion of all else, on pain of occuring the wrath of the First Order and its legendarily unstable Supreme Leader.
               After sneaking into the central platform of the facility, the small team of rebels laid low for a few days while gathering as much intel as possible on worker shifts and guard routes; soon they established the longest period of time when the arm would be free of both workers and guards, and decided to use that as their window.
               The plan was twofold- Rey and Rose would take their supply of specially-designed thermal detonators onto the arm, strategically placing them at the mouth of the regularly-spaced access ports connecting the arm to the ship. Meanwhile, Finn, Poe, and the droids would launch a surprise attack to take out the workers in the control room. While the droids took over the system controlling the arms, Finn and Poe would send a general evacuation order sounding throughout that section of the facility, in an effort to minimize non-First Order casualties. By then, at the very latest, every stormtrooper in the facility would definitely be coming for their heads, but according to the layout of guard posts they'd spent days carefully analyzing, the amount of time it would take to gather a force able to bust through the sealed doors should be long enough for them to finish their primary task; using the droids to shift the arm with a massive Star-class Dreadnought attached to it until the ship was facing the command platform at a sharp, 90-degree angle.
By then, Rey and Rose should have finished placing the detonators and be on their way back to the landing platform, using two of the special, rocket-propelled spacesuits stored all across the facility for spacewalking emergencies. Once they made their way out of the command center to the ship they had prepped and waiting for their escape on the landing platform, and with (hopefully) all civilian personnel having evacuated to safer parts of the facility, they would detonate the charges remotely. On their own, several dozen thermal detonators would obviously not do any major damage to either a Dreadnought or even the arm itself. The very force of the explosions would, however, especially within the vacuum of space, push the Dreanought into a slow drift....
               .....straight into the landing deck and command center, with all its sophisticated and delicate computer systems. Neither the atmospheric force field nor the reinforced glass that made up the windows of the command center were built to withstand the sheer weight and bulk of a Star-class ship bearing directly into them. Even iff the force of the crash ended up not being enough to break through the Ring entirely, it would at the very least leave the most critical segment of the shipyards crippled and an utter wreck, delaying the further production of any more warships for the First Order for the foreseeable future.
That, at least, was the plan, agreed upon after endless hours of heated debate. All that was left was to set it into motion and hope nothing went awry.
               That is to say, all that was left was the hardest part of all.
               "Okay," Rose muttered, "I think I heard the last of them leave around the corner. Rey, we all clear?"
               Rey inhaled slowly and stretched out with the Force, feeling beyond the door they stood wedged behind, into the hallway and out into the liftways heading towards their target. Nothing.
               She nodded, "We're clear. Let's go."
               Slowly, carefully, the eased open the door and untangled themslves, slowly rubbing the blood back into their legs and arms. Rose checked her watch.
               "If the boys are on schedule, they should be taking over the control facility in about 20 minutes' time. Let's try and finish before they start moving that thing."
               Rey nodded and they started a light run towards the production arm and the first of the connective hatches. They truly were alone here, but Rey couldn't shake a bad feeling, as if a shadow still dogged them. After wrestling with it in her mind for a bit, she decided to just push it away as best she could. She'd been feeling something of the sort almost every day since Crait, and it wouldn't do to let it hold her back now.
               Rounding the last corner, they found themselves standing at the far end of the massive, five-kilometer long hallway that made up the main part of the arm. To save themselves distance while making their escape, they clammered into one of the grounded speeders on thin rail lines that facilitated fast transportation over the distance so as to start the far end, then work their way back towards the front end, closest to the landing platform, visible outside the hatch windows to their left. To their right, Rey quickly noted the closet containing the space suits they would need later.
               No more words were needed. With a grim determination, Rey and Rose sped out to the far end and started moving back in increments, stopping in front of each patch of access doors. With the Force, Rey would quickly feel out the main hinges they wanted to target, and would lift up the needed explosives, floating them over to attach them securely to each hinge. In this way, they were able to cover segments relatively quickly, and after just over a quarter of an hour they were once again nearing the entrance they'd started at. Looking at the half-dozen or so doorways left, they started to get out of the speeder when a stab of premonition hit Rey in the back of her head, leaving her cold with shock.
               "Rose," she whispered, "we have to hide. Now!"
               They quickly scampered behind a stack of parts sitting next to one of the last doors. A crack between the boxes allowed Rey to see the entrance, where she soon learned what, exactly, the Force had been warning her about.
               A whole company of stormtroopers, led by a commander in pitch-black armor, were marching directly towards them.
               Rey and Rose looked at each other in horror. How? No military patrols were scheduled for another hour. They'd gone through the station plans so many times Rey had started to worry she'd start seeing timetables in her sleep. There was no way they'd been detected, she was sure of it. What could have gone wrong?
               She realized this is what had been pressing at the back of her head all the morning. That awful feeling that something, somehow, would definitely go wrong today.
Whatever the reason for this hitch, she knew she would have to think over it later. Now, she had to act, or their mission- as well as their lives- were as good as fragged.
               "Rose."
               "Yeah."
               "Get ready to move. While I take care of them, you move as fast as you can to the last set of doors. Get the explosives set up and I'll clear our escape."
               Rey glanced over. Rose's eyes were set, a confident smile on their face.
               "Roger that. You got this."
               Rey allowed herself a short smile before she braced herself and stood up to face the incoming soldiers, simultaneously pulling out her lightsaber and igniting the twin blades of crystal blue on either end, holding in a ready stance horizontal to the ground. Carefully following the instruction in the old Jedi texts, she'd spent a whole week taking the burnt remnants of Luke's lightsaber and combining it with parts from her old quarterstaff. Though her years in the desert had made her adept at using two-sided weapons, she had not yet had the chance to actually test using a lightsaber version in combat. Oh well, she thought silently, first time for everything.
               Out loud, she said, "I am Rey, Jedi Knight of the Resistance. Leave now, and your lives will be spared."
               The troopers glanced at each other for just a moment- Rey could practically hear their silent laughter ringing out in the Force- before they turned back, lifted their weapons, and began firing. At the same time, Rose jumped up and started firing from her blaster as she ran towards the long archway to the last set of doors. Rey matched her movements, quickly swinging both ends of her lightsaber to bat back blaster bolts that attempted to cut Rose down, until she made the shelter of the archway.
               Alrighty then, Rey though, gritting her teeth, you had your chance. And weaving her blades in an arc in front of her, plasma-red bolts dancing off the ends, she dove forward. With the Force guiding her every move, her eyes seeing each turn of a soldier, each pull of a trigger, before it happened, her body moved of its own accord. With blue streaks left in the air behind her to mark her path, she ducked, leapt, and parried, each thrust leaving another soldier crumbling to the ground behind her.
               It was a testament to the professionalism of the soldiers that, even as the hopelessness of their situation must have been made clear, she felt no flicker of fear or panic in the Force; only a grim concentration of their killing intent on her person. Sensing that Rose was almost finished- meaning that they were just about out of time for their part of the plan- she realized she needed to speed this fight up a bit. Letting just a bit of her concentration stray over to the large, metal closet containing the space suits to her left, with a thought she tugged-
               -and sent the whole thing spinning through the rest of the troup before her, catching them so unawares that only two had enough time to duck away from the massive crush of metal spinning towards their heads; the black-suited commander, who leapt backwards with a gymnast's skill, and a lone regular trooper at the very front, who jerked forward to avoid the closet only to find himself staring down a second later at a blue fountain that suddenly burned through the center of his chestplate.
               As he fell to the ground, the commander took stock of the situation for a moment before tossing away his blaster and pulling a wicked-looking vibroblade from behind his back. Spinning it expertly, he leapt over the remains of the fight before him and charged Rey head-on. He was elite, clearly, and Rey allowed herself a moment's regret that someone like that had ended up fighting on the side of the First Order before slicing off first the arm holding his blade, then his helmed head.
               It was over.
               Before she could even turn to see if Rose had left the hatch, she felt a great shuttering all around her, and a momentun so great she just barely stayed on her feet; the arm was moving.
               She then saw Rose, bracing herself against the frame of the door to the ship; "We're all set. Seems like the boys did their part too."
               "Yeah," Rey nodded, "then let's get to our ship."

               It had, Finn reflected, all gone astonishingly according to plan so far. Timing their part to begin right when Rey and Rose should be about halfway done placing the detonators, BB8 had jacked into the defensive systems of the command center from an outside port and triggered a switch that flooded the room with stun gas. After waiting a minute for everything to clear, he and Poe had quickly dashed in and pulled the unconscious crew into a side closet, sealing them inside. They then closed and sealed the two entrance doors while the two droids joined efforts in hacking into the general system and sending off the evacuation warning. So far, so good.
               Once they saw via security cam feeds that evacuations were actually being carried out, they turned their attention to the control programs for the arms themselves. With R2-D2 tweedling instructions, Poe started to move the arm with the Dreadnought attached to it inward, watching out the window as it started to slowly turn towards them. Again, so far so good.
               Somehow, though, Finn couldn't avoid a strange sensation, running up the back of his neck. Almost like a premonition. Like things had been too smooth. Somehow, something was going about to go wrong. He just couldn't figure out-
               -the feeling suddenly became a sharp pressure in his brain.
               "Um, Poe..." he said, quietly.
               Poe was so intensely focused on the controls he didn't even glance up. "Yeahwhat?"
               Finn glanced back at the doors, which to his eyes seemed to triple in height, casting a massive shadow over them.
                "POE!"
               Poe turned, "Wha-"
               BOOM.
               The two doors shook as if they'd been hit by torpedoes. Jumping with shock, grabbing their weapons, they both looked down at the security footage being fed in from right outside the center; on both ends were large companies of stormtroopers, the heads of which held large, sizzling, ramming-type devices clearly meant to blow throw the sealing mechanisms that were supposed to protect the center from just such an attack.
               "Aw what the hell," Poe groaned, his mouth twisting in a grimace, "we checked all this, there shouldn't have been this many soldiers nearby." He glanced at Finn, "Could they have known?"
               Finn shook his head helplessly, "No idea. But we have to hold out as long as we can. And hope that Rey and Rose can get to the ship in time."
               Another BOOM.
               Poe sighed. "Whelp. Firefight it is then. See ya in hell buddy."
               "Yeah..."

               Rose felt a shuddering sensation in her suit as she and Rey broke through the light force field around the landing platform. With gravity once again acting on them after a good quarter-hour of spaceflight, thrusters in the sides of the suits automatically kicked in, turning what would have been a sharp drop onto a very hard surface into a gentle descent.
               After pulling off their helmets, noting the emptiness of the place- the emergency alarm had clearly done its job- and locating their getaway ship, Rose turned to find Rey staring back at the arm they'd just left, her brow furrowed. Once Rose looked at it too, she understood why.
               They'd felt the arm begin its shift, but somehow, while they were in transit, it had stopped. Instead of facing the command platform directly, the arm and ship were sitting silent and still only about halfway turned inwards, at a 45-degree angle, not nearly enough to do the kind of damage they'd been aiming for.
               "Blast. Something must have stopped them. Rey, can you feel anything?"
               "No....the command center is shrouded in darkness. They're alive but they're in trouble. We need to get the ship and get up their fast."
               "Got it."
               They turned and ran over to the ship, which they'd thankfully pre-prepped that morning. A few minutes later, they were swinging into the air and turning towards the glass windows of the command center above them.

               This was, Poe thought, supremely annoying.
               Pinned down as they were, with no option for retreat, all he and Finn could do was keep on jumping up and sending out supressing fire to keep the troopers from overwhelming them completely. They'd kept moving the arm as long as they could, but once the troopers had managed to fully bust in the doors, the flying laser bolts had forced the droids to break off connection with the system and scurry with the two of them out of the direct line of fire. BB8, always a trooper, had tried reaccessing the system from the other side of the computers, but one of the soldiers must have been carrying some kind of override drive, because the entire center then shut down completely. Nothing more they could do now, other than hope that Rey and Rose could find a way to get them out of this mess. And that sort of momentary helplessness was, as far as Poe was concerned, about as bad as death itself, if not worse.
               Not much time to dwell on it, though. He and Finn kept alternating jumping up and sending as many blasts as possible into the consoles behind and bove them, enough that any stormtrooper trying to jump out and towards them fell back down with smoking holes in their armor. They couldn't keep this up for long against so many, though.
               "Where the hell-" Poe began, but was cut off by the sudden glare of lights flaring up behind them. Glancing back, they saw Rose sitting at the helm of their getaway ship, hovering just outside the center, and beneath the forward nose, torpedoes armed and ready.
Instantly, Finn, Poe, and the droids ducked out of site as Rose let loose, first with the torpedoes to shatter the glass separating her from the inside of the command center, then with a fury of laser blasts that drove the stormtroopers further back towards the doors.
Quickly, she flipped the ship around while opening the entrance hatch at the back of the ship, where Rey stood balanced, lightsaber at the ready.

               Thank the Force, Rey thought, seeing that all four of their companions were still in one piece. She proceeded to flip over them, deflecting the bolts that the remaining soldiers had already started to send back their way, the blasts from the ship notwithstanding. Rey gritted her teeth; they had no more time for this. Again, with a thought, she picked up the biggest piece of metal she could quickly identify- in this case, a heavy metal table sitting at the far side of the room- and sent it careening across the entire upper level, this time sending the troopers really scrambling for cover.
               Suddenly, right as the table was about to finish its arc towards the other end of the command center, she felt a different wave of power in the Force, one dark and full of fury, smash back into the table to send it rocketing up into the ceiling, after which it crumbled uselessly back to the ground. Glancing at the source of the power, it all suddenly made sense. Why patrols had appeared when they weren't supposed to. Why there had been enough soldiers nearby to prevent their plan from being carried out in full. Why exactly what wasn't allowed to go wrong did.
               Entering the command center from the upper-right doorway, a black-clad figure holding a massive, thick blade, pulsing with the Dark Side, a clenched fist held in the direction where the table had been.
               Even without having ever seen him before , Rey knew instantly who he was. A Knight of Ren. One of the perverted personal soldiers of Kylo Ren, the most feared of his enforcers.
               Without hesitating, the Knight began to swing his blade eagerly, advancing on Rey.
               She wasn't terribly worried about losing to someone who, though powerful, was clearly only marginally trained in the use of the Force, but she knew that this was the worst possible time for her to get bogged down in a swordfight. Using the distance still between them to her advantage, and sensing that Finn, Poe, and the droids had already safely scrambled onto the ship, she jumped backwards herself, Finn grabbing her outstretched arm to help to pull her in.
               "ROSE, PUNCH IT" yelled Poe. Rose obliged, closing the hatch as she quickly accelerated out of the landing deck and out towards the rim of the facility, where they would make the jump to lightspeed.
               Having arrived at the precipice of broken class and machinery a second too late, the Knight just stood there, staring at the ship. Even after the hatch door closed, Rey could feel him following her in the Force.
               She shook her head to ward off the unpleasant sensation, and heard Rose telling Poe to "go ahead and detonate it." He pressed the remote detonator they had stashed on the ship, and the watched silently as a row of fire and debris sprayed outwards from the other side of the Dreadnought. It immediately began it's drift, but with the angle all wrong, it was clear that, at most, all it would do was maybe take a few other production arms out with it. The command center, as well as the heart of Prime Yard, would get by with minimal damage.
               Within the ship, everyone had a grim expression on their faces. "All that time, all that effort....and we won't change much of anything with this." Finn lamented. "Damn. It."
               A second passed, then two, then three; clearly, no one felt up to responding. Back at the far side of the spreading wreckage, a group of First Order ships sprang out of hyperspace, clearly backup that had been called in. Shimmers that indicated groups of TIE fighters immediately began spreading out from them, some of them clearly tracking towards their getaway shuttle, but they were too far away. Before any of them got into firing range, they would made the leap to hyperspace, making first a series of random jumps to avoid being followed before setting on their real course, to the current rebel base on Talrezan Four.

               So ended the less-than-spectacular Raid of Kuat.

Friday, April 24, 2020

Star Wars, Episode IX: Duel of the Fates (Table of Contents)


               So, The Rise of Skywalker really wasn't that good. I think we're all agreed on that at this point, right? Though I was generally positive (kind of) in my original review, the more I thought over the film- and if nothing else, recent (ahem) world events have left us all with lots of time to think- the more it soured. Revisiting just a sampling of the best novels written in the old Extended Universe before Disney put the kabosh on it only reinforced this, as the storytelling in the old EU, in its best moments, has some moments of pure, exhilerating transcendance. Plus, looking back, my initial worries about The Force Awakens after it came out proved rather prescient; in the end, the new trilogy meant to "finish" the entire grand, generations-in-the-making saga of the Skywalkers.....actually kind of cheapens the original trilogy now, since the official canon now says, in essence, "LOL none of it mattered life is meaningless buy gold BUY GOLD!" 



               And you know what? Screw that! Even if the overarching narrative of the trilogy proved wanting, the new trilogy did, at the very least, give us a great group of characters that deserved a hell of a lot more than what they were given. So, in a fit of pique (and a touch of Plague Madness), I decided to rewrite the whole damn thing. Yep. I'm insane, and this probably won't be anywhere near good, and I'm doing it anyway.

               The initial spark for this idea came to me when the storyboard and concept art for what Colin Trevorrow (who was originally slated to direct Episode IX) had planned was leaked and confirmed to be genuine. It's obviously very barebones, and of course, there is no guarantee that either he or everyone else involved in the film's making could have fleshed it out into an actual, good movie, but even the basic plot concept was well above what we ended up getting, and had far more potential to actually do justice to these characters and give their arcs proper payoff.

               So I'm doing it. What will follow, in a currently-unknown number of chapters, is me taking the basic structure of Trevorrow's original story concept and fleshing out or altering it according to my own personal whims. Not going to try and monetize or publicize it- I have neither the time nor the cash reserves to afford a fight with The Mouse- but it will be here for those who care enough to want to read it and give me their feedback.

               This page will serve as the regularly-updated Table of Contents each time I upload a new chapter, which, as of now, I plan to do once a month to give me enough to write the story out in advance.

               Enjoy! Or don't. Either way.

               This is Star Wars, the TRUE Episode IX: Duel of the Fates.


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Sunday, March 15, 2020

My Top 25 Movies of the 2010's


               It's hard, so very hard, to believe it, but the 2010's are now definitely behind us, and a new decade has begun. For now, we can only hope that this coming decade brings better news for the planet and humanity than the last decade, but if there's one aspect of human development that did not suffer the past ten years, it was at the movies. This was a decade that, the best efforts of the Academy to pretend otherwise notwithstanding, was simply bursting with new talents and visionaries.

               Making this list was a painful process. There were so many good movies that came out, and so many I personally adored, that I ended up making a 25 Best list and STILL had to cut out reams of excellent, inspiring films from consideration. So bear in mind throughout this exercise in insanity that absence from this list is in no way shade- there are literally dozens upon dozens of other movies others are naming in their decade lists that I wholly agree with, but just couldn't squeeze onto mine. This is an entirely personal list, the movies that meant the most to me as an individual, meaning that many of the choices here are highly unusual and incredibly idiosyncratic, especially where the particular order is concerned.

               This will be a long process, trying to go back through 10 years' worth of heady emotions, so I won't dally any longer. I will, however, take a brief moment for a few honorable mentions, specifically for my two favorite film trilogies of the decade. These were both cases where I love all three films nearly equally, and singling out a single film from any of them and sacrificing two additional spots on my main list proved just too hard. Instead, the collective trilogies take the place of what would otherwise be a robust "Honorable Mentions" category.

Honorable Mention #1: How To Train Your Dragon


               How fitting indeed that this particular series effectively encompasses the entire decade on its own; the first HHTYD caught us all unawares in March 2010, a year filled to the brim with amazing, groundbreaking films; the sequel was released in the summer of 2014, almost exactly halfway through the decade; and finally, in February 2019, The Hidden World closed things out. This amazing timing allows the films, when compared side-by-side, to serve as a fascinating time capsule for how CGI animation and the use of 3D improved in scope, size, and ambition over the past ten years. Each film got more detailed, more technically proficient, without ever overshadowing what came before.

               In addition to its beauty and technical effectiveness (many still rank the flying sequences in the first film as some of the best use of 3-D ever), the films committed to taking characters and a premise that, on its face, did not provide much fodder for a good story. In lesser hands, these films would never have been able to give us the sort of emotional narrative experience capable of making us care about characters with bizarro names like "Hiccup" and "Toothless." Thankfully, they put just the right people in charge, and the result is a series of films that don't just sit idle, each installment nothing more than rehash of what came before. Each one builds off what the characters learned in the last one and provide new challenges, new questions, new worries they have to grow to meet. I've written before how much I admire the degree to which the films center around the main characters losing something precious, yet still having to find a way forward, and I still harbor hope I can return to this subject in detail later on. For now, let me just say that if you are still sleeping on these movies (and so many still are), don't.

Honorable Mention #2: John Wick


               We have definitely not seen the last of "Meester Weeck," but for now, this is a trilogy, and by God is it so much fun. From its satire-level beginning (a man's dog is killed by some jerk, so he destroys the entire Russian mafia out of spite), these films have provided a masterclass in building a whole new imaginary world from the ground up. With so many other franchises and studios flaining at recreating the lightning-in-a-bottle that was the MCU, the creators of John Wick carved out a path all their own, leaving the rest of us gasping in their wake. They are brutal and bloody films, so if you are not on board with hard-core action, then these films are not for you. For those of us who get that little adrenaline boost when an astounding physical feat is performaned before us, there was little else the past decade to beat these films.

               And now, on to the main show!

  1. Brooklyn (2015, John Crowley)

               This was the one where Saoirse Ronan stole my heart, and she still refuses to give it back. Plus, as a movie about taking a chance and moving to another country and another continent, where both joys and pains aplenty are to be found, hit me on an intensely personal level. It takes quite a lot for a movie to get me crying on a first viewing (usually it takes at least three), but this one had me bawling by the time Ronan's final monologue wrapped up.

  1. Swiss Army Man (2016, "The Daniels")

               Daniel Radcliffe and Paul Dano team up for one of the strangest and most in-your-face-bizarre films I've ever seen. Grossout body humor abounds, but beneath the literally corpse-like exterior lies a beating heart of gold, where a lost soul finds a way back to human contact and feeling they thought was lost to them forever. If you can commit to this film, I guarantee you will never forget it for as long as you live.

  1. Tree of Life (2011, Terrence Mallick)

               Much like 2001, a film that defies genre, that defies description, that manages to feel so specific with its own characters and stories, and yet somehow achieves a blinding sense of universality. This is what happens when an artist is able to glimpse the geuinely divine and provide us a window into the entirety of existence. Sean Penn, Brad Pitt, and Jessica Chastain are all giving career-best performances, and Mallick's ethereal, emotive sensibilities reach audiovisual heights that no other film of his has yet managed to recreate, though The New World and A Hidden Life come the closest.

  1. The Big Short (2015, Adam McKay)

               The blisteringly, painfully funny adaptation of Michael Lewis' book of the same name that comes closer than any other effort before or since to allow the layman to grasp the skullfuckery that brought about the greatest economic crisis since the Great Depression, one that our society and politics are still unable to shake off. It is a wild, seat-of-the-pants experience, both infuriating in its implications while still being one of the funniest, most quotable movies to come out this decade. Too few people saw this movie, fewer understood, and we are on the precipice of repeating the same mistakes now. As always, history repeats itself first as a tragedy, then as a farce, then as Ryan Gosling looking straight at us and explaining just how jacked to the tits he is.

  1. Boyhood (2014, Richard Linklater)

               Richard Linklater has long made it his business to take concepts that have never been tried before and, somehow, finding the best way to turn them into cinematic gold. He did it with Waking Life, he's doing it with the Before series, and he pulled it off with Boyhood, an unparalleled, literally-years-in-the-making homage to nothing more than life, in all its disconnected weirdness. In many ways, this film is something of a spiritual balance to Tree of Life, with Linklater as grounded and down-to-earth in his style as Mallick is drawn to the heavens in his.

  1. True Grit (2010, The Coen Brothers)

               I'm honestly not much for Westerns, at all, having seen next to none in my life. Very little of the aesthetic or the sorts of characters that inhabit those worlds appeals to me. Plus there's, you know, the fact that this particular part of cinematic history has often been especially racist. I would also not fight anyone who left this film off a list of the truly great Coen flicks: Fargo, it is not.

               And yet. And yet. I can't explain why, but I can't get this movie out of my head. It's one of the films of the decade I've rewatched the most. Why is that? Is it the fact that it features one of Jeff Bridges' finest performances, plus has one of the best breakout child performances of all time? Is it the masterful, endlessly-subtle score? The fact that it sticks to the book's downplayed, depressing ending? The insanely good characterization of the gang of villains, even though they barely get more than a few scenes? The absolute perfection of the final shootout? Bear Guy?

               Whatever it is, I know it won't be too long before I find my way back to this one, as inexplicable as it may be. It has, after all, taken my teeth.

  1. Cabin in the Woods (2011, Drew Goddard)

               Rarely has a movie succeeded so throughly at not only skewering its own genre, but also ending up being a spot-perfect meta-commentary on the nature and limitations of creating art in our world. This is a criminally underrated screenwriting masterclass in subverting expectations, all the way up to the absolutely insane explosion of violence, betrayal, and revelation at the very end. It's a must-see for anyone even remotely interested in horror movies, as it is packed to the gills with references to the films it's parodying, but it's also a cuttingly funny comedy about filmmaking-as-horror reduced to a cut-and-paste game by schlubby middlemen. Above that, though, is the incredible way the film succeeds to working as a meta-commentary for the art of storytelling in just about any form, and how this most human and most powerful of art forms is often hamstrung by societal expectations of what makes for a "proper" story, in ways that both hurt the art form, and ourselves.

  1. Parasite (2019, Bong Joon-Ho)

               Praise be to God, for the first in an age, the Oscar for Best Picture went to the actual best picture to qualify. Bong Joon-Ho has been a familiar name to internationally-minded cinephiles for years, but it was so satisfying to see him finally break through into popular awareness in a huge way. Parasite is a film very much of and for our current age of Gilded Era politics and economics, where the weathy can do what they want and the rest of us can get fucked, and could not have been more timely. However, it's also just such a damn joyride of note-perfect visual storytelling, with cutting music, crisp editing, and a banger screenplay, that it will endure as a universal masterpiece. The best movies, like all best stories, carry a lot of the times that produced them, but also rise enough above them to endure. And Parasite will endure for a very, very long time.

  1. Taste of Cement (2018, Ziad Kalthoum)

               A visual poem of a film, one with sparse commentary from its unnamed narrator, whose images indelibly bore into the viewer and make you feel like you are in the middle of a warzone yourself. Though the men seen on a construction site are not in immediate physical danger, the placing of the camera makes clear their continued alienation and isolation from the world around them, while at night, images on the news bring back the still-unprocessed memories of the pain and destruction that caused them to flee their homes in the first place. Few films so simple in purpose and execution reach such powerful heights.

  1. ParaNorman (2012, Chris Butler, Sam Fell)

               One of the best animated films ever made, this movie synthesizes what makes Laika great in a way that only Kubo and the Two Strings has otherwise managed to achieve. A clever play on the concept of a cursed zombie apocalypse, as well as a hilarious riff on the witch-oriented tourism market of Salem, Massachusetts, this is a movie bursting with heart, as its loner and oddball characters struggle to find the covered-up truth of why, exactly, the zombie curse exists and what the titular Norman, with his strange and largely unappreciated powers, should do about it. It is a groundbreaking achievement in animation, it's funny and touching and gets you thinking, and it still hasn't gotten its popular due. This is the one that should have landed Laika their Oscar.

  1. The Death of Stalin (2018, Armando Iannuci)

               Maybe not the absolute best comedy of the decade, but a deeply personal favorite of mine, this film is a who's who of aging, character-actor Demigods who team up to portray the collective heads of the Soviet Union at the time of Statin's death. Bumbling, unorganized, and in so many ways every bit as trapped by the authoritarian strictures around them that, in theory, should give them the power and freedom that their subjects lack, we watch these bozos try to figure out what in Stalin's name should happen to the Soviet Union following the big man's undignified passing. So much of the comedy gains its heft from the absurdity inherent in any authoritarian system, where survival often requires one to look at a blue sky and proclaim it red. And in a big plus, the plot is historically accurate to a rather astonishing degree.

  1. Jupiter's Moon (2017, Kornel Mundruczo)

               It's true- a Hungarian tackling the complex dynamics of the current European refugee crisis made one of the best Superman movies of all time. Although, given that Superman's own origin story effectively has him arrive on Earth as a refugee as well, perhaps that shouldn't be that surprising. Combining potent topical sociopolitical themes with a sense of mysticism sorely lacking in most "real" movies today, the very fact of flight in this movie seems like less of a physical power and more of a reflection on how nearly all of us have lost the capacity (or, perhaps, the desire) to just look up and wonder at something beyond our comprehension. For all its basis in the sordid underground world of criminal Budapest, this is a profoundly spiritual film about human nature that can leave you grappling with quite a lot once the credits role.

  1. Thor: Ragnarok (2017, Taika Waititi)

               With one exception, Marvel movies are at their best when they are fun, breezy, and hilarious, and Thor: Ragnarok by New Zealand wunderkind (and newly-minted Oscar-winner!!!!) Taika Waititi is the funniest of them all. Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston perfect both their own characterizations of Thor and Loki and the nuclear-charisma-fueled dynamic between them, Mark Ruffalo turns in one of his best performances to date, Cate Blanchett makes a statement as a fantastic villain in a franchise sorely lacking in that department, Tessa Thompson stakes her claim to being one of the best supporting characters in the entire MCU, and, you guys, Jeff Freaking Goldblum. It would be more than enough if the movie were simply content to remain one of the best comedies of the decade, but Waititi is too smart for that. Somehow, he goes the extra mile, and if you scratch just below the film's jaunty surface, there is a world of meta-commentary on the colonialism and how whitewashing and deliberate forgetting of the past makes it all the easier for a society to set itself up for later collapse.

  1. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010, Edgar Wright)

               Edgar Wright can do just about anything, including taking a then-unfinished graphic novel series about a deadbeat hipster and morphing it into the best video game movie to ever hit the big screen. Yes, better than all other video game movies based on actual video games.

               If there's one thing Wright has down pat better than just about any other director in the biz, it's his sense for how to fuse sharp writing, quick editing, spot-on sound design, and just the right turn of the camera to create a humor and feel that create a whole new argument in favor of the existence of cinema. The thousand sound cues combined with sudden lighting shifts or various visual effects that pepper this film just aren't possible in any other medium, and without them this wouldn't be half the film that it is. Plus, the multi-layered video-game setup notwithstanding, the fluid motion to the action and the way the humans act just might give this film a claim to also being the best live-action version of Japanese anime yet made.

               The cast is game too, with a staggering mix of young talent filling out the screen, including the glorious big-screen reunion of Michael Cera with his one, true love, Mae Whitman. Plus, now that I think about it, Chris Evans' turn as the asshole of assholes in Knives Out shouldn't have surprised people as much as it did. We all praised him for showing a new side to his acting when, in reality, all he did was resurrect Lucas Lee.

  1. A Silent Voice (2016, Naoko Yamada)

               Directly dealing with both physical disability and epidemics of schoolyard bullying are huge taboos within Japanese society, so it's pretty astonishing to not only see an incredible manga series come out treating both with remarkable empathy, but to also see said manga expertly adapted into an animated film that carries that same profound emotional depth. This story weaves together the many, endlessly complicated ways that bullying, disability, and social restrictions can create threads of hatred, pain, and anger that reverberate for years, leaving a widening circle of casualties in their wake. The sound design of this film is a true wonder, a delicate use of the very concept of hearing to reflect on the many ways, including non-physical ones, people can be deaf to the world and people around them.

  1. Black Panther (2018, Ryan Coogler)

               Following on the heels of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and Thor: Ragnarok, both of which redefined the capacity for superhero movies to be vehicles of excellent comedy, one of the best rising filmmakers in the game proceeded to redefine the genre's ability to provide serious emotional and sociopolitical catharsis in the guise of the classic hero's journey. From the movie's full-on embrace of the color and vibrance of the African diaspora, to its phenomenal, empowered female characters, its all-time-great score, and its dynamite cast (highlighting, of course, by Michael B. Jordan), this movie takes the tried-and-true formula of past fantasy stories and hits every single note pretty much perfectly. This was the first of the current generation of comic book movies to really prove what amazing heights these stories can reach, if the people making them are committed enough.

  1. Inside Llewyn Davis (2013, The Coen Brothers)


               Like all the very best movies the Coens make, the first time I saw this film in theaters I wasn't entirely sure what to think; at their best, the Coens are able to twist away from or avoid any sort of predictability, so that the end result is never what you first thought it would be. What that makes Inside Llewyn Davis is a perfect example of this, a sublime creation that takes us through the partially-self-inflicted travails of a musician with a penchant for being in just the wrong place at just the wrong time.

               Does this film take place over a single day? A week? A looped eternity? Llewyn himself sure doesn't seem to know. It was this role that put Oscar Isaac firmly on my radar, and so far it remains one of his absolute best (and, funnily enough, it was also my first exposure to Adam Driver). Amazing production design, seductive cinematography, an achingly haunting soundtrack, and one of the decade's best screenplays; this is not just one of the best movies of the decade, I feel confident it will stand the test of time as one of the best films the Coens have ever made.

  1. The Social Network (2010, David Fincher)

               My, how the wheels of time have turned over the narrative around this one. The Social Network was a major success from the start, one of 2010's most heralded films and the winner of multiple Oscars. Pretty soon, though, a sort of backlash began to form around the many ways the film plays it loose with the facts around Facebook's actual founding (which, to be fair, it does). Pretty soon, a fair number of people assumed that the dystopian, cynical tone of the film surrounding the rise of social media in general and Facebook and Zuckerberg in particular was, on the whole, a bit much. Yes, it's a gripping, slick thriller of a film, but Zuckerberg and his ilk surely can't be that bad, right?

               Whelp.....turns out, yes! Turns out, Fincher might have even gone too soft on the Tech Bros! As engaging and challening as this film was to experience when it first came out- and as much as the sheer filmmaking technique on display still holds up- on a deeper, meta level, it's truly terrifying to revisit it now, in light of years of Trump depravations, Zuckerberg's open pandering to the worst elements of the far right, and Facebook as a whole basically allowing itself to be turned into a nuclear weapon aimed against democracy, human rights, and basic moral decency. We remain stuck in a world created, defined, and more or less run by angsty, immature, man-boys who never got over the women brave enough to say to their face what they are. And so much of it is packed into the frames of this film, in details both large and small, even though the events depicted took place over a decade before the 2016 election. This is one of the best films of the century, but it's one hell of a depressing time capsule.

  1. Star Wars, Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017, Rian Johnson)

               Ah, if only this had been the final film. Star Wars fandom was, quite simply, not ready for Rian Johnson, but he came and gave us a masterpiece anyway. Like The Empire Strikes Back, this one is going to endure and get its due from enough people, but it still blows that Disney was not able to just stick with this film and defend it.

               While there is so much I love about this film, especially the powerfully subtle ways Finn and Po undergo major character shifts by the end, far and away my favorite scenes are everything between Rey and Luke. I was more psyched to see Luke Skywalker again than for anything else going into this new trilogy, and while the radically different approach Johnson took jarred me to my core, I realized more and more that that made his approach all the more meaningful. We never remember the art that gives us exactly what we expected and wanted. We remember that which shakes us, which forces us to confront something elemental about ourselves or others, that which makes us think. Sure, I love Luke Skywalker Badass Knight as much as anyone, but I have the old books for that, and they aren't going anywhere. This movie gave me something deeper and more permanent; resolve to move forward into the uncertainty of the future.

  1. Moonrise Kingdom (2012, Wes Anderson)

               While Grand Budapest Hotel, as excellent as it was, was the film that finally brought Wes Anderson major awards success, as far as I'm concerned nothing else he's yet made can touch the bizarre, sad, and poingant story of two children, both on the cusp of growing up, carrying out one last insane adventure to a place that will soon be lost forever, only to live on in memories. With its razor-sharp screenplay, typically Andersonian crisp-to-a-fault cinematography and editing, and one of the most stacked casts I've ever seen, this is a transportive film from start to finish, one that never fails to absolutely hypnotize me.

               Plus, this was the movie that introduced Lucas Hedges to the world, and that, my friends, is the definition of an Absolute Good.

  1. Silence (2016, Martin Scorcese)

               This might be my most deeply personal selection on this list. I know there are many who argue that not only is this film not among Scorcese's best- in this decade alone, that honor is mostly given to either The Irishman or The Wolf of Wall Street- there are those who argue it isn't even that good, period.

               I can understand those arguments. And I, too, would not place this atop a ranking of Scorcese's key filmography. But I also can't deny that this film speaks to something profound within myself. It undoubtedly has to do with the fact that I was raised Catholic, was baptized and confirmed, and am even in the Knights of Columbus. It probably has more to do with the fact that my Catholicism has grown and changed and morphed into something unrecognizable over the years; the common term most would use for me is "lapsed." It is true that the form of my spirituality and my religion is ever-shifting, that I viscerally oppose the worst teachings and practices of the Church on Earth. It is also true that I struggle as painfully with the silence of God in this world as the film's main character. Maybe God does see him, and there is a meaning to the suffering he witnesses and himself endures. Maybe he doesn't, and he is simply insane, a victim of his own arrogance. Either way, he can't know. All he can do is endure. And all faith can do is endure, exist, even in a world that would deny its relevance.

  1. Cloud Atlas (2012, Tom Tykwer and the Wachowskis)

               This movie blew me away the very first time I saw it, and it's blown me away every time I've seen it since then. This movie is, quite simply, a miracle. There are many who deride it, who hate it, who think it's stupid. There are also many people who paid money to see the Transformers movies.

               The whole team behind this film committed from start to finish to not only embracing the mythical reincarnation within the world of David Mitchell's book, but enhancing it in ways only film can do, using CGI, makeup, and a top-level cast to throw us through centuries time and space. The major climaxes towards the end are a masterclass in effective cross-cutting, allowing us to move back and forth between several major events at once without ever losing sight of the bigger picture. The whole thing should have spun off its axle right at the start, but it didn't, and the end result never ceases to astound me.

  1. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015, George Miller)

               WITNESS MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

               Few films surprised us as gloriously as this one did in 2015, when it tore into theaters on decked-out motorbikes, shredded the fourth wall, and blared its flame-spewing guitar riffs right into our faces, in all its orange-hued glory. Right in the middle of the glut of comic book movies, rebooks, relaunches, and remakes, where it seems studios wanted to do nothing but ape each other down to the pits of hell, George Miller reminded us of the singular power that one wildly imaginative film can contain. His was a true property relaunch, one that used the name and trappings of its predecessors but expanded on it, using modern filmmaking technology to not merely repeat the past, but to recreate it entirely. The end result is a stunning example of visual storytelling and staggering cinematic technique, a 21st-century opera. Every shot, every cut, every musical cue, is absolutely perfect, from start to finish. Even half a decade later, this movie still stares daggers at the competition out of its rear-view mirror, kicking up sand as it tears down the road, all the while repeating a single word;

               "Mediocre!"

  1. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018, Peter Ramsey, Bob Persichetti, and Rodney Rothman)

               Much like Black Panther, this movie isn't great because it somehow rewrites the whole rulebook on superhero/coming-of-age heroism, but rather because of how it reaffirms why said rulebook has persisted throughout pretty much all of human history. When done right and with conviction, this is the sort of tale that will endure for as long as storytelling itself does. That the tale of growth our main character undergoes can be conveyed with something as simple as an untied shoe is a testament to how on-point every single person working on this film was. Every conceivable emotion, from gut-ripping laughs to tear-jerking moments of catharsis, is packed into this movie's running time, and it's all accompanied by amazing music, slick and entertaining action beats, a climax to beat them all, and, most importantly for me, groundbreaking animation to top the whole sundae off. We should all be as courageous in taking that leap of faith in our daily lives as this movie is.

  1. The Tale of Princess Kaguya (2013, Isao Takahata)

               Some works of art, be they music, paintings, sculptures, novels, films, or whatever else, cut straight to the core of what it means to exist, what it means to be human. Some reach such astounding heights, and seem to just waltz into our world fully-formed from some higher plane, it's hard to imagine they were crafted by mortal hands. Some art can't be fully described. It can only be experienced and held in wonder. The Tale of Princess Kaguya, the last-ever movie made by Isao Takahata, is one such work of art.

               Its grace, its quiet self-assuredness, its subtle yet limitless aesthetic beauty, left me in awe the first time I saw it in theaters. It overwhelmed me and left me gasping for breath; even over a half-hour later, on the train home, my eyes were still tearing up. It won't do much good for me to rehash the details of the film or of my many thoughts on its style, tone, and thematic elements, especially since I have already done so on this same site (and at great length) not just once, but twice. I can only, once again, express the depth of my gratitude for having been able to have the experience of seeing this movie on this big screen. It is for heights like these that I go to the movies. And I will continue to seek them out, for as long as I may live.


-Noah Franc