Naruto,
like Bleach and One Piece, is a vast and sprawling epic, with more than enough
wacky, cool, mysterious, powerful, and colorful personalities a fan could spend
a lifetime obsessing over. It is
therefore only fitting that my final post in this brief little look-back be
devoted to my own personal favorites from the immense cast of characters we got
to spend varied amounts of time with over the course of the franchise’s
700-chapter adventure (plus the anime episodes, obviously).
An honorable mention goes to Kabuto,
mostly because of the one flashback chapter that takes us, almost entirely
without dialogue, through his growth after joining Orochimaru. It was, alongside Danzo’s, one of the most
effective uses of the flashback technique in a series notorious for useless
flashback sequences.
10.
Jiraiya
I always had a soft spot for
Jiraiya, even if his whole “I am hopelessly perverted whenever a woman is
around” shtick got old very fast. I think
this was mostly because that side of his character came across as a bit of a deliberate
red herring, something he played up or over-exaggerated to mask a deep
reservoir of power, wisdom, and steely determination, one that allowed him to
come and go as he pleased without ever being tracked or followed. No shinobi dares challenge him, and no Kage
ever orders him to stay put. Even
Itachi, one of the most powerful people alive, flees rather than be forced into
a battle with him, claiming that he would definitely die should he ever have to
face him. That’s pretty damn impressive,
when you think about it.
9.
The Raikage
Naruto,
like most manga/anime series, has a noticeable paucity of non-white characters,
and like with other hugely influential franchises (looking at you, DBZ),
features at least one that is borderline offensive. Thank God, then, that at least one of the
major black characters we got towards the end was a tremendous badass. The Raikage was not only one of the core
shinobi leaders, possessing a size, stature, and strength equivalent to that of
roughly 1.2 Alaskan grizzly bears, he also had one of my favorite powers of the
entire series- by using his chakra to surround his body with an electric
current, he could supplement his stupefying physical strength with the ability
to move at almost-supersonic speed. He
was so fast that Amaterasu, which was effectively instantaneous in its speed,
could not touch him. And when he is injured
enough to have to lose an arm, he’s like, “Meh.
Slice.”
Damn.
8. Ao
I attribute my love for Ao to the
fact that, at the time he was introduced, my pure hatred for Danzo was reaching
its apex. When the Kage Summit finally
commenced, we had had one chapter after another of Danzo walking over or downright
out-manipulating everyone around him, and to top it all off, he was about to be
handed control of the entire shinobi alliance.
But then Ao steps up, and not only does he prove that Danzo was
controlling Mifuni from the start, he does so by revealing that he actually
possesses a Byakugan, meaning that, even though was primarily a senser, he had
enough skill and power as a fighter to take out one of Neji’s kin. And even though he was not really part of the
action afterwards, he still shone by coming across for the younger generation
as another Kakashi-type figure, someone grizzled by experience of past wars,
but not embittered enough to keep him from seeing the benefits of the changes
being wrought by Naruto and his generation.
7.
Guy
Guy was always fun. He was just plain fun to be around. His bizarre relationship to Rock Lee could
easily have gotten very creepy, very fast, but it was always genuine enough to
make it endearing. He was the outlandish
Jerry Lewis to Kakashi’s straight-man Dean Martin. Plus, it was always fascinating to see how he
was able to use Taijutsu to match up against some of the most powerful Ninjutsu
users around, including Kisame and eventually even Madara himself.
6.
Gaara
Out of all the original characters
in the story that lived on after the time skip (so, discounting guys like
Zabuza), Gaara might have had the best individual story arc pre-Shippuden. The flashbacks establishing his horrible
backstory were brutally effective, turning him from a powerful and terrifying
monster in an object of abject pity, but also setting up his turn from the
darkness that eventually made him one of the mainstay good guys all the way to
the end of the series.
5.
Zetsu
We will pretend for the sake of this
list that the eventual revelations regarding both Black and White Zetsu’s nature
and origins never happened. Because they
were stupid. That, and they broke one of
the cardinal laws of creating a good villain- the less we know about them, the
better, especially for ones a bizarrely unsettling as Zetsu. A Venus-Flytrap Man with cannibalistic
tendencies, plus the ability to literally split his body in half and transport
instantly via the land itself, Zetsu’s entrances were always perfectly timed to
creep me the hell out. And that was all I needed to know. Seriously. We never needed a backstory. He should have just walked away at the end. CURSE YOU KISHIMOTO!!!1
4.
Itachi
Ah, Itachi. Out of all the unsatisfying deaths in Naruto (which practically deserves a
list all its own), Itachi’s was definitely one of the worst, partially because it
relied on a poorly-conceived and even more poorly-explained Deus ex Machina,
but largely because it meant Sasuke got to live. No matter.
He was still a fantastic character from start to finish, from the early
days of him being seen as a straight-up bad guy, through the plot twists that
revealed him to actually be one of the smartest, wisest, and even noblest
characters in the entire series. Plus,
he even tricked his way out of the Impure World Resurrection mind control
technique. Which was just plain
awesome.
3.
Yamato
One of many characters to get the shaft
in the final chapter, Yamato won his way into my heart the first time he used
his fantastic Threatening Face to make Naruto behave. In a lot of ways, I actually think his
importance to Team Seven got critically undersold; much has been made
about how Kakashi, Jiraiya, and the Frog Clan were responsible for
training him into the shinobi he became, not much attention has been paid to
the fact that Yamato, due to the fact that he was a clone (of sorts) of the
First Hokage, played just as big a role at a crucial part of the story in
helping Naruto develop his growing powers.
That, and the Mokuton techniques were easily some of my favorite powers
in the entire show, alongside Raikage's Lightening Armor. Who wouldn’t want to
be able to make an entire house grow out of the ground at will?
2.
Shikamaru
I am willing to bet any amount of
money none of you are surprised to see Shikamaru on this list. And why would he not be? He was one of the smartest and coolest
characters to watch even though he could never be considered a very powerful
fighter. His Shadow techniques required
specific circumstances to use, and had very strict limits on their usage, so he
had to make do with his incredible intellect, which culminated in his crowning moment, when he found a way to permanently seal Hidan despite his physical
immortality. I think it’s also important
to note that he had perhaps the most profound growth out of any of the original
child characters. Naruto develop great
power, certainly, but his person, attitude, and disposition never underwent any
radical alterations. Shikamaru, however,
did a full 180, paced out slowly between the first chapters and the
Hidan/Kakuzu arc. He started as
completely childish, smart but aggressively immature and lazy. By the end, he is a true adult, carrying a
deep emotional and mental maturity that, despite his lack of overwhelming
fighting power (or perhaps because of it) makes him a towering figure among
shinobi.
1.
Kakashi
No competition here. From the moment he crossed blades with Zabuza
at the very beginning of the series, I loved Kakashi, and none of the bullcrap
he was subjected to in the Final Battle can alter that. He was gold standard for badass from start to
finish, but unlike many of my other favorite characters from the show, there
was a lot more to him than just some cool powers. He clearly carried the pain and weight of the
senseless violence that had previously defined the shinobi world on his
shoulders, but never allowed it to darken his person. He was the perfect teacher and father-figure
for Naruto; calm, reasoning, dependable in a pinch, and immensely wise. For me, there was no character other than
Kakashi who combined all the coolness, mystery, philosophy, and wonder that the
world of Naruto had to offer.
And with that, I conclude by brief,
and by no means comprehensive, look-back at one of the defining manga/anime
franchises of our time. Flawed as it
might have been, I feel confident in saying that the best of what the series
had to offer will more than stand the test of time. In fact, I think I’ll go right now and rewatch
some of my favorite episodes of the show.
Reread some of the best battle sequences in the series. And let it all sink in again.
-Noah
Franc